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cleolinda

Re: Tallulah Bankhead: who was from Huntsville, AL, and as a queer woman living a bit further south of there, I cherish that: She did go around saying "I'm a lesbian. What do you do?" However, she had affairs/relationships with both women and men, which I mention only because "Bankhead never publicly used the term 'bisexual' to describe herself, preferring to use the term 'ambisextrous' instead," and I will not let humor like that be lost to history. Whatever she said about herself at any given time is valid and I'm not here to quibble about that; I'm here to point out that she said things like,

One afternoon in early 1934, Bankhead's friend David Herbert called at her suite at the Hotel Splendide in Piccadilly, only to be informed by her maid that "Miss Bankhead is in the bath with Mr Rex Whistler". Hearing Herbert's voice down the hall, Bankhead reportedly shouted, "I'm just trying to show Rex I'm definitely a blonde!"

xyriath
aweega

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

not-the-blue

no bcs people just buy an HP deskjet because it's cheap without considering what they need first and then go around saying printers don't work. did you do your research before going to the store or did you just buy the first thing they recommend? do you use it every week to stop the printheads from clogging or do you turn it on once a year for a single document and then leave it to rot? do you use the right settings for the paper? I've had my ecotank for two years now and not only does it work like a DREAM, the ink has yet to run out!! all it took was six months of intensive research that lead to me being known in certain circles as "printer girl" now. printers are your friends but ONLY of you're their friend first

feuer-bluete

I work for an it company and we do it support for many other company's and I'm happy you got so lucky, but our printers get regular check ups by the canon technicians and still suck 😂

not-the-blue

printers require a special bond to operate properly, like skittish horses too wild to ever really tame. a work environment might be too clinical for them to really open up to you, and a document-only diet doesn't provide the nutrients they need to really thrive

tane-p

my printer needs me to be present, lick my finger and then insert every page individually into the thing and if i don't push it just right at just the right time as i hear just the correct noise out of 700 assorted printer noises it will jam and make me open it all the way up and have to restart before i can try again. Im lucky im a lesbian.

xyriath

Listen, as someone who worked several years in IT, the most common suggestion I have for resolving printer problems is "Exorcism"